35 Jokes About Space & The Total Eclipse Because It's Funny

35 Jokes About Space & The Total Eclipse Because It's Funny

Get ready to launch into a universe of laughter with "The Guy," your go-to astronaut in the galaxy of humor! If you've ever gazed up at the night sky and thought, "What's so funny about space?", you're in for a cosmic treat. We're about to take you on a hilarious journey beyond the Earth's atmosphere, where the stars align for comedy, and even the moon can't resist cracking a smile. From solar eclipses that play peek-a-boo with the sun to planets that spin jokes around their orbits, we've gathered 35 out-of-this-world eclipse and space jokes that are sure to have you seeing stars—in a good way!

Whether you're a seasoned space traveler or just enjoy a good giggle under the night sky, these jokes are hand-picked to lighten the gravity of your day. As we navigate through asteroid fields of punchlines and dodge black holes of boredom, remember to keep your seat belts fastened and your sense of humor fully charged. "The Guy" is not only your captain on this laughter-filled voyage but also your fellow space explorer, always ready to share a laugh or a quirky fact about our universe.

Don't forget to follow the journey beyond this blog post! Connect with "The Guy" on all social media platforms—where the laughter continues with daily doses of humor, insightful comments on life, and the occasional space trivia that's bound to blow your mind. From TikTok dances under the glow of a supernova to Instagram stories that capture the lighter side of the cosmos, "The Guy" is your beacon of fun in the vast expanse of social media. Now, without further ado, let's dive into the void and discover why space is truly the final frontier for comedy.

1. How does the moon cut it's hair?

Eclipse it

2. What do you call the moon's online content?


3. Why didn't the sun go to college?

Because it already has a million degrees

4. What did the sun bring to the solar eclipse party?

A light snack

5. What kind of underwear should you wear during an eclipse?

Fruit of the Moon

6. Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere

7. What did the sun say when it reappeared after a eclipse?

Pleased to heat you again

8. How do you organize a solar eclipse party?

You planet

9. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity

It's Impossible to put down

10. I thought about putting an observatory in my house...

But the cost was astronomical

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11. I wanted to have a space themed birthday party...

But there was no one to planet

12. Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space

13. Einstein released his theory on space

It's about time too

14. The Earth's rotation really makes my day

15. Not everyone can pull-off wearing a space suit... 

But I'm going to rocket

16. I'm addicted to space jokes

But one day I'll over comet

17. Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto

18. What's an astronaut's favorite candy?

A Mars Bar

19. Where would an astronaut park his spaceship?

A Parking Meteor

20. What does an astronaut call his ex he met in space?


21. What do you call a comet wrapped in bacon?


22. Why aren't astronauts hungry when they get to space?

Because they had a big launch

23. Why did the cow go to outer space?

To go to the milky way

24. How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?

When it's full

25. What do planets like to read?

Comet books

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26. What do you call a tick on the moon?

A Luna-tick

27. Despite space being a vacuum...

Mars is really dusty

28. How do space cowboys wrangle their cattle?

A Tractor beam

29. What's ET's short for?

He has small legs

30. What do aliens say to cats?

Take me to your litter

31. How do you keep your pants up in space

An asteroid belt

32. Why did the alien borrow a computer?

To log into Spacebook

33. Why did the star go to school?

To get brighter

34. Are you the sun?

Because my world revolves around you

35. Dad, can you tell me what an eclipse is?

No sun


As our interstellar journey of chuckles and cosmic puns comes to a gentle landing back on Earth, we hope you've enjoyed this cosmic array of eclipse and space jokes as much as we enjoyed curating them for you. The universe is vast and mysterious, but as "The Guy" has shown, it's also a source of infinite humor and joy. Whether you're laughing at a Martian's mishaps or the Moon's endless game of hide and seek with the Sun, remember that humor is a universal language that connects us all, even across the vast emptiness of space.

Before we sign off and stow away our telescopes and joke books, a massive shoutout to everyone who joined us on this comedic voyage through the galaxy. If you've found yourself chuckling, snorting, or even groaning at these intergalactic puns, don't forget to share this cosmic comedy with fellow space enthusiasts and humor aficionados. And remember, "The Guy" is always ready to escort you on another laughter-laden expedition, whether it's through the digital space of social media or the next blog post filled with humor that's out of this world.

So, keep your eyes on the stars and your heart full of laughter. Until next time, follow "The Guy" across the social universe—on Instagram, TikTok, and beyond—for your daily fix of humor that's as boundless as the cosmos itself. Because in the grand scheme of the universe, it's laughter that truly keeps the world spinning. Safe travels, space cadets, and never stop looking up—both for inspiration and the next great joke!

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